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KALE  MY NAME

 
 

GLOBALLY INSPIRED - 100% PLANT BASED RESTAURANT AND BAR 

3300 W MONTROSE AVE 
CHICAGO IL 60618

OPEN FOR DINE IN
INDOOR PLUS PATIO

NOW SERVING SPIRITS

EVERY DAY:  11AM - 10PM 

BRUNCH: FRIDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY 

Nominated for the BEST BRUNCH in the country by VegOut Magazine 

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THE MENU

GLOBALLY INSPIRED

 
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AFTERNOON TEA PARTY

Available Every Day from 11am to 5pm.
Tea Set comes with organic hot tea, oat milk, monkfruit sweetener, lemon, avocado toast, ajvar and pita, and a drink (pick between smoothies, mocktails, cocktails, kombucha, lemonades, wine or beer) and many tea party #vegan cookies! It cost $35 per person.
Tea Party Hats are not required, although highly encouraged! 
Reservation however is required as we can serve only one party at the time. 2 hour limit per party. 
Gender neutral, so everyone is welcome to PARTTTTYYYYYYYY!

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THIRST TRAP

Organic Hand Crafted Local Kombucha $6
Lemonade or Limeade $4
*different flavors available 
Hot Chocolate $5
Organic Hot Tea $5
Pepsi Can $3
Sprite Can  $3
La Croix $3
Boxed Water  $3
Black Passion House Coffee $4
Perrier Sparkling Water - $4
Celsius Healthy Energy Drink - $5

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MOCKTAILS - $8
COCKATAILS - $10


Piña Con Nada or Piña Colada.

It’s creamy. 


Virgin or Not Strawberry Daiquiri
It’s fun, it’s sweet, it’s slushy.


Señorita Margarita or Señora Margarita

She’s a lady, sweet and tangy.

Faux-Jito or Mojito

Minty, Fresh and light. 


Virgin or Bloody  Mary
Hungover? She cures everything. Made in house from scratch.

Hard or Not Breakfast Sangria
Available at all times, we don’t decide when you wake up. 

Mimosa
Classic.

Bellini
Just Peachy.


We can make different flavors happen!


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BEER, WINE, CIDER, SELTZER


Beers:  
Carib Primium Lager -$6
Juicy Ass IPA - $7

Apple Cider: London Dry - $6

Hard Seltzer: Pomegranate - GF

SPECIAL PRICE: BUCKET OF 5 SAME DRINKS - $20


WINE: 

-Cabernet Sauvignon Terrenal Red Wine from Spain - Certified Vegan - $9 Glass - $30 Bottle 

-Sauvignon Blanc Tierra Salvaje White Wine from Chile- Certified Vegan - $9 Glass - $30 Bottle 

- Prosecco - Sparkling Wine from Italy - Certified Vegan - $10 Glass, $42 Bottle 


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I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY BUT I'M GONNA EAT ANYWAY:

-Ajvar and Pita Bread  - $8
Traditional Balkan’s Spread
Roasted Pepper, Roasted Eggplant, Sunflower Oil and Sea Salt [SF]
Sub Veggies for Gluten Free option.
Veggies and Pita - [SF] - $2

-Three Empanadas - $12
Potato and Veggies served with Garlic Aioli [SF]

-Cauliflower Wings  - $13
Buffalo or  BBQ
Carrot and Ranch Dressing On The Side [GF, SF]

-Chips and Fresh Guacamole - $8
[GF, SF]

-Tequeños - $10
Venezuelan Cheese Sticks served with Garlic Aioli [SF]

-Nachos - $11
Chips, Cheddar, Black Beans, Corn, Pico De Gallo, Chipotle Aioli [GF, SF]
Add: Guac, Jackfruit, Seitan, Tofu - $3

-Mac Balls - $12
Fried Mac and Cheddar Cheese Balls
Ranch Dressing on the side [GF, SF]

-Two Sliders - $15
Veggie or Beyond Patty,  Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Onion, Tomato, Pickle and Awesome Sauce [SF]

-Homemade Fries - $5
Served with Ranch [GF, SF]

-Greek Fries - $7
Feta, Parsley, Lemon Slice served with Garlic Aioli [GF, SF]

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SOUP IT UP:

Nominated for the Best Soup in Chicago by Chicago Reader 

-Lentil Soup - cup $5, bowl $9 [GF, SF]

-Cheddar Broccoli - cup $5, bowl $9 [GF, SF]  

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“I’M JUST GONNA GET A SALAD” - WE GOT YOU SISTER:

Add to any salad: Tofu, Seitan, Avocado, Jackfruit - $3

-Caesar Salad - $11
Kale, Parmesan, Sun Dried Tomatoes with Caesar dressing[GF, SF]

-Neiman Salad - $12
Kale, Broccoli, Tom, Carrot, Corn, Black Beans and Mediterranean Dressing  [GF, SF]

-Taco Salad - $12
Kale, Black Beans, Corn, Red Peppers, Pico De Gallo, Chips and Chipotle Aioli [GF, SF]

-Kale My Name House Salad - $9.50
Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Carrot with choice of dressing [GF, SF]

-Greek Salad - $12
Kale, Olives, Feta, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Mediterranean Dressing [GF, SF]

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WRAP IT UP:

-all wraps come with French Fries, sub any of the sides for $1

-Jackfruit Wrap - $15
Jackfruit, Black Beans, Corn, Kale, Pico de Gallo and Chipotle Aioli [GF]

-Buffalo Tofu Wrap - $14
Fried Tofu, Buffalo Sauce, Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion, Ranch Sauce [GF]

-Italian Seitan Wrap  - $15
Homemade Seitan, Mushrooms, Kale, Mozzarella Cheese, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Garlic Aioli
 
-Caesar Avocado Wrap - $14
Avocado, Kale, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Parmesan, Caesar Dressing [GF]

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SIDE CHICK:

- Broccoli - $4
- Black Beans  - $3
- Garlic Kale - $4

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TACOS, BECAUSE IT’S MEXICO SOMEWHERE:

-Jackfruit Tacos - $12 [GF, SF]

-Fried Avocado Tacos - $12 [GF, SF]

-Seitan Tacos  - $12 [SF]

Add Any Extra Taco - $6

-Combo, One of Each - $18 [SF]
(One Jackfruit, One Avocado, One Seitan Tacos)

-Beyond Tacos - $15 [GF,SF]

All Tacos come in gluten free corn tortillas with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips
Add: Nacho Cheese - $3 Side of Guac -$3

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NOW, I'M REALLY HUNGRY:


-Beyond Burger - $16
Beyond Burger Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]
Double Patty with extra cheese - $24

-Homemade Tina’s Veggie Burger - $16
Veggie Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]
Double Patty with extra Cheese - $24

-Southern Supper - $17

Fried Cauliflower, Mac Ball, Garlic Kale, Quinoa with Ranch, Buffalo and BBQ sauces on the side  [GF, SF] 

-Flatbread Cheese Pizza - $10
Build your own!
$1 each topping: Kale, Mushroom, Tomato, Onion, Garlic, Red Peppers, Greek Olives, Broccoli, Zucchini [SF]
$2 each topping: Seitan, Tofu, Jackfruit, Feta Cheese 

-Big Daddy Special - $17
Two Beyond Sausages in a bun, grilled onions, relish, mustard and Side of Fries. [SF]

-Beyond Chicken Tenders - $17
Four Beyond Tenders served with homemade fries with ranch and side of garlic kale.

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CAN I STILL ORDER FROM KIDS MENU EVEN THO I AM OVER 12? KALE NO!!!

-Quesadillas - $6

Cheddar or Mozzarella in Corn Tortillas [GF, SF]


-Kids Burger - $10

Cheddar Cheese, Side of Fries [SF]


-Grilled Cheese - $6

Cheddar or Mozzarella in Whole Wheat Toast [SF]


-Veggie Plate - $7

Choice of 3 Raw Veggies Served with Ranch

Carrots, Broccoli, Kale, Mushroom, Tomato, Red Peppers [GF, SF]

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STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS:


- Homemade Cheesecake - $10
Yes, it is vegan, like EVERYTHING else on the menu and if you call us to ask if it's vegan, it will still be vegan. Different Flavor every month. So don't forget to ask about that. Gluten Free option now available. 

-Dessert Nachos - $9
Chips, Cinnamon, Vanilla IceCream and Chocolate Sauce on Top [GF, SF] 

- Pie, Pie My Darling - $11 - Rainbow Sprinkle Cake 

-Scoop Vanilla Ice Cream - $4
[GF, SF]

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16OZ SMOOTHIES AND SHAKES $8

UNDER THE CURRENT GUIDELINES YOUR MILKSHAKE IS ONLY PERMITTED TO BRING 10 BOYS TO THE YARD, MAX

As international as we are, we decided to name our smoothies after countries around the world, even though ingredients are NOT directly or at all related to their origin.  

Add Protein Powder to Any Smoothie for $2.


Ireland - Apple, Pear, Kale, Celery with Almond Milk

Japan - Pineapple, Banana, Kale with Oat Milk

Puerto Rico - Vanilla Ice Cream, Pineapple, Banana with Coconut Milk and Chocolate on Top

Philippines - Dragon Fruit, Mango, Pineapple, Banana with Coconut Milk

Lebanon - Peach, Cantaloupe, Banana, Carrot with  Oat Milk

Kenya - Strawberry, Banana, Cantaloupe with Almond Milk

New Zealand - Blackberries, Blueberries, Strawberries, Banana, Mango with  Almond Milk

Brazil - Espresso Powder, Chocolate, Banana, Cantaloup with  Coconut Milk

Madagascar - Watermelon, Strawberries, Bananas, Pineapple and Coconut with Almond Milk 

Yugoslavia - Raspberry, Blackberry, Strawberries, Peach with Oat Milk

International Waters- Build Your Own Smoothie - $10

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DID WE MENTION KALE SO FAR? OH, KALE YEAH!

1. Kale is among the most nutrient-dense foods on the planet

2. Kale is loaded with powerful antioxidants like Quercetin and Kaempferol

3. It is an excellent source of Vitamin C

4. Kale Can Help Lower Cholesterol, Which May Reduce The Risk of Heart Disease

5. Kale Is One of The World's Best Sources of Vitamin K

6. There Are Numerous Cancer-Fighting Substances in Kale

7. Kale Is Very High in Beta-Carotene

8. Kale Is a Good Source of Minerals That Most People Don't Get Enough Of

9. Kale Is High in Lutein and Zeaxanthin, Powerful Nutrients That Protect the Eyes

10. Kale Should Be Able to Help You Lose Weight

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GF - GLUTEN FREE
SF - SOY FREE

ALL MENU ITEMS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE

WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE

To learn more about our menu and what we can do for you—get in touch.

 





DELIVERY AVAILABLE VIA GRUBHUB, UBEREATS, CAVIAR AND DOORDASH. 


 
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